That's What She Said -- The Office

Tue, 16 October 2007

Plan Your Romantic Weekend At Schrute Farms B&B

Some people aren't very amused, but accommodation review site TRIPADVISOR has posted a listing for the Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast.

From the copy:

"Schrute Farms is the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania. We offer the finest accommodations for the casual traveler and/or beet enthusiast. Come join us and experience majestic Schrute Farms.

Room Amenities:
-Three Themed Rooms: America, Irrigation, and Night-time
-Handmade mattresses
-Beds do not conform to traditional sizes; closest is twin

Property Amenities:
-We cater to the elderly
-Field and barn tours
-Side car Rides
-Table-making demonstrations
-Tractor Mosey
-Homemade Beet Jam demonstration

Policies:
-Check in time: After 5:30pm on weekdays, 3pm on weekends
-Check out time: Before 9:00am, 11am on weekends"

Book your getaway weekend now.

(the reviews are good for a chuckle as well...)

Category:general -- posted at: 6:39pm EDT

Comments[6]

I\'m wondering if being alone on Dwight\'s farm/bed and breakfast might be one of those things that sounds sweet at first, but turns the relationship a bit sour? I don\'t know. It just seems like the possibility of a rift between Jim and Pam is greater when Dwight\'s around, and spending time with beets never put anyone in a happy mood.
posted by: Michelle on 2007-10-18 10:04:00
I would think that one of the activities at Schrute Farms would be wrestling with cousin Mose? \"Schrute Farms: You can\'t beet it!\"
posted by: Gary on 2007-10-17 13:24:00
I\'m picturing mattresses in oddball, smallish sizes stuffed with straw fresh from the fields. Of course, these should not be confused with the office mattress. ;) I\'m sure the table-making demonstrations are riveting. \"Fork goes here. Napkin goes here. Plate goes here.\" Family fun for everyone!
posted by: Em on 2007-10-17 14:43:00
Elisa, I\'m afraid Garbage is probably gone forever having been ditched in a random office, but you would probably get to see many of his offspring. :)
posted by: Melonie on 2007-10-17 20:08:00
shouldn\'t it be the \"hotel hell\": check in time: now check out time:never ? i\'d only go if it was guarenteed that i would be able to see \"garbage\".
posted by: elisa on 2007-10-17 02:38:00
i wonder if jim is going to make reference to the Hotel Hell with the salary 85000$ or whatever. jim would totally be the type to remember this, especially if hes going to be checking in, its gonna be for a laugh. and because pam feels bad for dwight.
posted by: debbie lynn on 2007-10-17 09:29:00

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